Princess Sally

这一轮可以很清楚地看到歪掉的痕迹了

比如说拐卖精灵的人皇

比如说闹脾气的自由小精灵

比如说蠢蠢欲动准备发起进攻的大眼

比如说骂骂咧咧的金牡蛎

比如说请人吃饭的哈团子

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来自译林魔戒1

然后是甩莉的第一发

Gimli bursted into laughter: ’Ah ha! Now we look like some kinds of funny fools. Will this pointy-ear girl string us into a string and pull us to march? Ha! Just like a bunch of beggars run after the button of a dog! However, only if Legolas blinds his pretty eyes, I will say nothing! ’
 
‘Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? ! I AM LITTLE ELFING！I am the kin of the elves here! ’Legolas shouted, full of anger.
 
‘Let us speak: Damn you little elf! What a piggy head you are! Go to see Sauron! ’Aragon giggled, ‘And we, the fellow ship should be treated equally. Come! Haldir! Blind our eyes! ’
 
‘If we fall or hurt our toe, just due to your mistake, you shall be buried with dead! ’Gimli threatened, with towel on his eyes.
 
‘Take it easy, master dwarf. ’ Haldir said, ‘Count me lose if you fall down. What’s more, the path here is smooth and straight. ’

然后就是第二发的 @Mio 

金雳仰天大笑：“哈！现在我们看起来像是一群跳梁小丑。这个尖耳精想把我们捆成一串儿？哈！活像狗子牵着一队盲人。当然，只要莱戈拉斯也绑住他那四十五度角仰望天空忧伤明媚的眼睛，我一句废话都不讲。”

“什么！！！莱戈拉斯是自由的小精灵！我是这里的亲族！你无情你无义你无理取闹！”莱戈拉斯怒吼。

“有一句话我不知当讲不......一定要讲：你这磨人的小妖精！小脑袋瓜里成天想啥呢！当心我把你嫁给索大眼去和亲！”阿拉贡怒道，“兄弟们应当受到同等待遇。上吧，哈尔迪尔！捂住我们的眼睛！”

“如果我们伤到一根脚趾头，你就挖个坑把自己埋了吧，不然看我打爆你的苟头。”被蒙住双眼金雳威胁道。

“安心，小矮人。”哈尔迪尔说，“你摔倒了算我输。有言道，这里的山路平又直～”

然后是第三发的 @泽拉少爷 

Gimli cachinnation: "ha! Now we look like a bunch of a clown. The pointed fairy wants to bind us to a string.Like a dog holding a team for the blind.Of course, as long as he also tied the Legolas forty-five degree angle looking at the sky bright blue eyes, I do not talk nonsense.""What?"!!! Legolas is a free elf! Here is my family! You heartless you nonsense you vexatious!" Legolas roars."There is a word, I do not know when to say no... Must say:" What do you think about in the little head?!Be careful, I'll marry you to Sauron!" Aragon said angrily, "brothers should be treated equally."Come on, Haldir! Cover our eyes!""If we hurt a toe, you dig a hole and buried yourself, or I'll break your head." Blindfolded, Kim threatened."Peace of mind, little man."." Haldir said, "when you fall, I lose. I want this flat and straight to the mountain"

之后就是第四发的 @仲夏之雪 

吉姆利放肆地笑着：“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！我们现在像一群傻瓜！这个仙女想把我们绑在一条绳子上，像狗牵着盲人一样。不过，如果你们把莱戈拉斯那四五度角仰望天空的蓝色明亮眼睛也蒙上，我就不再叽叽歪歪地反对。”
  “什么！！！莱戈拉斯是自由的小精灵！这里是我家！你你你无情无义无理取闹！！！”莱戈拉斯大吼着。
    “小心，我可能会把你绑架了嫁给索伦！”阿拉贡生气地喊，“我们是共产主义接班人，长在红旗下。革命同志受到的待遇应该一样，哈尔迪尔！把我们眼睛都蒙起来吧！”
    “如果我们伤了一个手指头，要么你挖个坑把自己埋了，要不我把你脑袋砸开。”蒙上眼睛后，吉姆威胁道。
     “冷静，冲动是魔苟斯啊小朋友。”哈尔迪尔说“如果你跌倒了，我就算输。这条路如此平坦直通大山。”

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接下来是第五发的 @Rilelen 

Gimli laughed wantonly:"hiahiahiahiahiahiahia!We're like a bunch of idiots right now! The fairy wanted to tie us to a rope, like a dog holding a blind man. However, if you put the Legolas four or five degree angle looked up at the blue sky and bright eyes covered, I no longer keeps talking against." "What!!! Legolas is a free elf! This is my home! You heartless vexatious!!!" Legolas roared. "Be careful, I might force you marry Sauron!" Aragon angrily shouted, "we are Communist Successors, under the red flag.". Comrade treated should be the same, Haldir,Our eyes are up!" "If we broke a finger, you can dig a hole and buried himself, or I put your head down." "Blindfolded," Gimli threatened. "Calm, the impulse is Morgoth little friends ." Haldir said, "if you fall, I'll lose.". The road is so smooth that it goes straight through the mountains."

接下来是第六发的 @Elenar 

吉姆利放荡不羁地笑了：“hiahiahiahiahiahiahia！我们现在就像一群智障啊！这小精灵想把我们拿个绳子拴了，跟狗牵盲人似的。不过，如果你们把莱戈拉斯眼睛蒙上然后让他45度角仰望天空的话，我就没意见啦。”“什么鬼！！！莱戈拉斯是个自由的小精灵！这里是我家！你们这群没心没肺的磨人的小妖精！”“说话注意点儿！信不信我让你嫁给索隆！”阿拉贡生气地喊道，“我们可是同一面红旗下的共产主义接班人。同志们应该被一视同仁，哈尔迪尔，把我们的眼睛蒙上！”“要是我们伤了一根脚趾，你就把自己埋了，要么我就闭着眼睛砍了你的头！”“冷静点，冲动是魔苟斯，小朋友。”哈尔迪尔说，“你要是摔倒算我输。路非常平，直达山丘。”

然后是第七发的 @工二一 

Gimli laughed out loud, "Lmao! We have lost our minds! This little elf wants to walk us on leashes, like walking dogs. But if you blindfold Leg-O-Lamb and have him look up the sky cos(pi/2), me Gimli won't be Grumpy anymore. "

"WTF??? Legolas is a free elf and this is MY home! You no-heart-no-lung bitch!"

Shut up! You think I can't have Sauron f*ck your ass?" A-la-corn screamed. "We are all Young Pioneers, we should respect each other, Haldeer. Blindfold me!"

"If we sprained a single toe, you should be shameful and bury your head in the sand, or I will chop it off for you."

So Haldir was like, "Calm down. Angry Mushrooms, my little friend. If you trip over, I will buy you dinner tonight. This is flatland here, until we  reach the hill. "

接下来是第八发的 @Nierninwa 

吉姆利大笑起来：“我们疯了吧！让一个精灵用绳子牵着走，跟遛狗一样。但如果你要把莱格拉斯的眼睛蒙上，让他以奇怪的角度面朝天空，我可不再生气啦。”
“快闭嘴吧，莱格拉斯是个自由的小精灵，这里可是我家！你个不识好歹的蠢货！”
“别再吵了！索伦此时就在策划着进攻。”阿拉贡斥责道。“难道我们不该团结一些吗？哈尔迪尔，先蒙上我的眼睛。”
“如果我们有一点小磕小碰，你就应当羞愧到把头埋进沙子里，不然我剁了它。”
哈尔迪尔并没在意：“冷静点，我暴脾气的矮个子朋友。如果你摔倒了，今晚我请你吃饭。我们到达山坡之前，全走的是平路。”

然后是第九发的 @浓墨清泉 

Gimli laughed, “We ARE mad, letting this elf walk us as dogs.  But if you blindfold Legolas as well,  I'll get rid of this anger.” “SHUUUT UP, Legolas is a sweet little elf, and this is MY field! YOU idiot! ” “No more argueing! Sauron is  planning a new attack just right now,”Aragorn scolded, “Aren't we a unity? Haldir, blindfold me first.” “ If we have anything not very well, you shall be guilty and soak your head into the sands, or I'll chop it myself.” Haldir seems never heard any of the words, “Be calm, my dear irritable friend. If you fall over, I'll pay you a meal. All roads plain to the hillside.”

然后是第十发的 @COLO踮脚望着西渡售票处 

金雳大笑，“我们确实是疯了，让这个精灵牵狗一样地领着我们走。不过，如果你也蒙上莱戈拉斯的眼睛，我也许还会消消气。”
“闭！嘴！莱戈拉斯可是一只可爱的小精灵，况且这是本精的地盘！你这个小傻子！”
“别吵了！就在此刻，索伦正在谋划着新一轮攻击呢，”阿拉贡斥责到， “我们究竟还是不是一伙儿的？哈尔迪尔，你先把我蒙上好了。”
“如果我们出了啥不太好的事，你就得担罪名，把你的脑袋埋沙子里，要不我就把自己剁了。”
哈尔迪尔看上去像是从未听闻过这些话中的任何一句一样，“冷静点，我亲爱的气急了的朋友。如果你掉下去了，我会包你伙食的。所有的路都宽敞平缓地通往山腰。”

接下来是第十一发的 @M16 

不知道为什么图片是横着的，抱歉

然后是 @青钰君 

吉姆利狂笑出声：“要是让这精灵像遛狗一样牵着我们的鼻子走，我们会疯掉的！但如果莱戈拉斯也被忽悠了的话，我可能还能冷静那么一点儿。”
“别墨迹了！小叶子他辣么可爱，而且这是我的地盘，你个小傻瓜。”
“好了好了别吵了，说不定你们吵架的这会儿大眼儿正打算着出兵呢！”阿拉贡斥道，“我们还是一伙儿的嘛？哈尔迪尔，你可以先捂住眼睛。”
“要是半道上出了什么意外，全都是你们的锅，要是你们再不正视现实的话，我就要把我自己分成几份啦！”
哈尔迪尔看上去根本没有听那些话：“冷静点我暴脾气的朋友，如果你跌倒了我会给你饭吃的，每条通往山腰的路都平坦又平稳。”

最后一个是 @熊切黑（初三爆肝长弧） 

Gimli laughed wildly. "We're going mad if the elf takes us like taking dogs! But if Legolas knows nothing as well, well, I'd probably calm down a little. "
"Come on! Don't you see Legolas is soooo lovely?! And this place is mine, you fool."
"Alright, alright, guys. The Eye is probably planning for the war while we are arguing. " Aragorn snapped. "Are we friends or enemies?  Haldir, you may cover your eyes first."
“ It's all your fault if there's anything wrong. I'm gonna cut myself into pieces if you don't face the reality!"
It seemed that Haldir didn't listen to these at all. "Calm down my friends. I would offer you food if you fall over. And each path to the mountainside is wide and smooth.