我想知道我的粉里面有多少不是僵尸粉_(:з」∠)_

阿尔达翻译总局中土支部搞事记录第7弹

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'Alas! alas!' cried Legolas, and in his fair elvish face there was great distress. 'The

tidings that I was sent to bring must now be told. They are not good, but only here

have I learned how evil they may seem to this company. Sm茅agol, who is now called Gollum, has escaped.'

'Escaped?' cried Aragorn. 'That is ill news indeed. We shall all rue it bitterly, I

fear. How came the folk of Thranduil to fail in their trust?'

'Not through lack of watchfulness,' said Legolas; 'but perhaps through over-kindliness. And we fear that the prisoner had aid from others, and that more is known of our doings than we could wish. We guarded this creature day and night, at Gandalf's bidding, much though we wearied of the task. But Gandalf bade us hope still for his cure, and we had not the heart to keep him ever in dungeons under the earth, where he would fall back into his old black thoughts.'


 

第一棒 @COLO踮脚望着西渡售票处 

“完了!完了!”莱戈拉斯大喊着,他俊秀的精灵脸庞上显现出苦恼。“我被派遣送达的消息,现在必须得说出口了。不是好消息,但我这才知晓它们对于这个同盟来说可能有多糟糕。史麦戈,现在叫咕噜的那个家伙,已经逃跑了。”

 

“逃跑了?”阿拉贡叫到。“确实是个糟糕的消息。恐怕我们都会为之痛苦地懊悔。瑟兰迪尔的精怎么这么不靠谱?”

 

“不是不靠谱,”莱戈拉斯说,“是因为我们也许太善良了。我们担心这个囚犯有外人相助,他们对我们所作所为的了解,甚至超出了我们能够预计的范畴。我们依照甘道夫的请求,不分日夜地看守这个生物,早已疲累,不堪重负。但甘道夫吩咐我们它还有救,我们也不忍心把他关在地洞里,在那里它可能会坠回它曾有的黑暗思想中。”




第二棒   @工二一 


"Oh no no no!" Legolas shaked his head, his pretty Elven features freaking out. "The news that I was sent with, now must be revealed. No good news to begin with, but I just realized how bad it is. Fellows, Smeagol, that Gollum, has broken free!"

 

"Holy smoley!" Aragorn cursed, "Bad news indeed! Surely all of us will now find it frustrating. Can't trust Thranduil's men anymore!"

 

"It's not about trust." Said Legolas, "We might have been too nice to him. In fact, we suspect that this outlaw has had external help! He knows what we are doing better than we do! We followed Gandalf's order, guarding this creature day and night, and we are tired of all this shit!! And then Gandalf told us that he might still be saved, and we can't quite bring ourselves to lock him in the dungeon and let him rot in the darkness he once came from."


 

第三棒   @周雲生 

“不要不要不要!”小叶子摇着头,水嫩嫩的精灵小脸蛋惊慌无比,“人家带来的消息现在一定已经被泄露了!本来就不是什么好消息,人家……人家现在才懂得真的是很严重的事情呢!米娜桑,斯米戈,也就是那个格鲁姆,已经金蝉脱壳了!”
“好讨厌哦!”阿拉贡娇嗔道,“真是个坏消息,米娜桑肯定也觉得挫败吧!瑟兰督伊的人真是不能再相信呢哼!”
“和信任根本没关系的嘛。”小叶子噘嘴,“我们就是对它太亚撒西了。实际上,人家还怀疑这匹小烈马得到了外部帮助!他比我们更懂人家的身心!这种事情……人家……根本……已经力不从心了!!然后甘道夫酱就来告诉我们它身上依然有得救希望存在着,所以我们不能就这样把它关在小黑屋、另他沉沦在暗黑之夜里——哪怕那里才是他灵魂之所属!”


 

第四棒   @欣生

“Nonono…” Legolas Greenleaf shook his head with panic on that beautiful face, ”The news I brought must have been sneaked! It was bad news, but until now havent I realized how severe the situation has been. Smeagol, a.k.a. Gollum, has escaped!”
“What the f…” Aragon replied, “Things couldnt be worse…Legolas, I know how frustrated you must be, but Thranduil cannot be trusted any longer!”
“It has nothing to do with trust!” The Greenleaf raised his voice,  ‘Yes it was our fault to be careless about Smeagol, but actually we strongly suspected that creature got some help outside, from someone who knows him much better than we do! We are….we have been at the end of our wit treating that thing before Gandalf came and told us there was still hope of salvation lying with Smeagol. Thus he said we shouldnt lock him in the black chamber, leaving him in the darkness where in my opinion he originally belongs!”


 

第五棒  甩莉

“哦维拉!这真是太糟糕了!”莱戈拉斯·绿叶摇了摇漂亮的脑袋,脸色发白,“那可真是个坏消息哩,直到现在我才意识到事情的严重性!史麦戈·AKA·咕噜,他逃跑啦!”

“哦真该死!”阿拉贡焦急地大喊,“事情还能更糟糕吗?莱戈拉斯请允许我先为我的话向您道歉,但是瑟兰迪尔见鬼的就是一个不会数数的大笨蛋!”

“我的朋友,我不认为这是一个体面的绅士应该说的话!”绿叶忍不住抬高了他的声音,“不过,是的,这正是由于我们的粗心大意,史麦戈才能逃跑的。但是,我很有理由怀疑那个生物得到了外人的援助,来自那些比我们更了解他的人。我们正…不,在甘道夫告诉我们他还没有完全堕入黑暗之前,我们对他已是及其友善的了。而且,我的朋友你应该知道,甘道夫同时还劝诫我们不应该将他关在阴冷的黑牢子里,尽管我认为那才是为他所喜欢的地方。”




第六棒 @熊切黑(初三爆肝长弧) 

"Oh Valar!It's terrible!" Legolas Greenleaf shook his pretty head,his face turned pale."That's truly terrible news.I've never realized how serious it is until today. Smeagol AKA Gollum, he's escaped!"
"Oh damn it!" Aragorn said anxiously,"There's nothing worse than that! Pardon me Legolas I'm sorry for my words, but Thraunduil is a big great fool who hell is unable to count!”
”My friend, I don't think it's the right language for a gentleman." Greenleaf's voice rose."Yet you are right. Smeagol escaped because our careless mistake. But it's reasonable to suspect that the creature had got some help from the others, from the people who know HIM better than we do. We were...no, we were friendly to him even before Gandalf told us that he hadn't fallen into the dark completely. And you must know my friend, Gandalf also advised us not to keep him in the dak cold cell at the same time, though I believe that is actually the place he likes."


第七棒 @Elenar 

“噢维拉啊!这太可怕了!”绿叶莱戈拉斯摇着漂亮的头,脸色发白,“这实在是坏消息。在今天之前我都没有意识到它的严重性。斯密戈·AKA·咕噜,已经逃了!”

“我去!”阿拉贡焦急地喊道,“没有比这更糟的事了!请原谅,莱戈拉斯

,但瑟兰杜伊真是个难以形容的大傻X!”

“同志,请注意言谈举止不粗俗!”叶子提高了声音,“虽然你说的对,我们没能完成组织交代的任务。斯密戈是由于我们的疏忽逃脱的。但我们有理由怀疑这个生物得到了他人——那些比我们更了解他的人——的帮助。我们在甘道夫…不,我们甚至在甘道夫告诉我们他尚未完全被反动思想毒害前,就给了他过多的优待。而且你要知道,同志,甘道夫还建议我们不要把他关在黑暗阴冷的地方,虽然我相信那才是他真正喜欢的。”



第八棒 @青钰君 

"Oh Valar, that's terrible! "Legolas Greenleaf shook his beatuiful head and turned pale,"That's definitely a bad new. I didn't realized how bad it is until today. Smeagol AKA Gollum, has escaped! "
"Fxxk! "Aragorn cried out anxiously, "There's nothing worse than that! Forgive me Legolas, but Thranduil is absolutely a unspeakably idiot! "
"Take care your language, comrade! "Legolas raise his voise, "Although you are right, we didn't complete the task of the organization. Smeagol got away with our oversight. But there is reason to suspect that this creature was helped by the others who know him better than we do. Before Gandalf... No, we gave him too much preferential treatment even before Gandalf told us that he had not yet been completely poisoned by the dark reactionary thought. And you know, buddy, gandalf also advised us not to keep him in the dark and cold places, though I believe that is what he really likes.


第九棒@如果你看到AA请找她约稿

“噢维拉在上,这实在太糟糕了!”小叶子摇着头,俊美的面庞染上几丝惨白。“这真是个可怕的消息,直到今天我才意识到它有多么糟糕。史密戈,又名咕噜的家伙,已经逃走了!”
“艹。”阿拉贡不安地大吼道,“没了什么能比它更糟!原谅我亲爱的小叶子,但瑟王绝对是一个无法形容的白痴!”
“注意你的言行,伙计!”小叶子提高了音量,“尽管你说的并没有什么错,但我们还没有完成组织的任务。史密戈在我们眼皮子下逃走了,但我们有理由推测,这个小东西可能是被一个比我们更了解它的人所帮助的,远在甘道夫之前…不,我们给了他太多的宽待,甚至在甘道夫告诉我们前,它的思想还未完全被黑暗反动占据。你懂的,伙计,甘道夫还建议我们不要把他置于黑暗冰冷的地方,尽管我认为那才是他真正喜欢待的。



第十棒 @Rilelen 

'Oh, God, that's too bad!' Legolas shook his head, and his pretty face was pale as milk. 'It's a terrible news, and it's not until today that I realized how bad it was. Smeagol, aka Gollum, has run away!''Dear Eru!'Aragon roared uneasily,'Nothing can be worse than that! Forgive my darling, but Thranduil is definitely an unspeakable idiot!' 'Pay attention to your words and deeds, luv!' Legolas raised the volume. 'Although you said nothing wrong, we haven't finished the task of the organization. Smeagol escaped under our eyelids, but it's reasonable to assume that his little thing might have been helped by a person who knew it better than we did before Gandalf... No, we gave him too much leniency, even in Gandalf told us before the idea is not completely occupy the reactionary. You know, man, Gandalf advises us not to put him in a dark, cold place, even though I think that's what he really likes.'       



第十一棒 @Nierninwa 

“哦,糟透了!”莱戈拉斯摇着头,脸色苍白。“不妙的消息,我至今才了解它的严重性。斯密戈,也就是咕噜,逃走了!” “一如在上!”阿拉贡喊道,“没有比这更坏的消息了。恕我直言,瑟兰迪尔就是个白痴!”“请放尊重点!”莱戈拉斯提高了音调。“尽管你说的都对,但我们还没完成组织里派下的任务呢。斯密戈在我们眼皮底下跑了,但是容易猜到,他的行径很可能被人所帮助,这个人在甘道夫得到信息之前就比我们知道的更多。我们对他太仁慈了,尽管甘道夫在他的反抗意识还没完全苏醒时就警告过我们。甘道夫叫我们别让他待在阴暗冰冷的地方,即使我觉得他就喜欢那样的地方。”


第十二棒 @The Gray Dawn 

"Oh, damn!" Legolas' face turned white, shaking his head, "I've got some bad news. Not until now did I know how terrible it is. Sméagol, namely, Gollum, has run away."
"Oh my Eru!" Aragorn shouted, "Things can't be worse. Let me get this straight: Thranduil is a true idiot."
"You'd better not insult him." Legolas said loudly, "Although you are right, don't forget that we haven't fulfilled the task the Party and state gave us. Sméagol fled under our noses. It goes without saying that there may well be  someone who helped him, someone who has got more information than us before Gandalf received the message. We treated Gollum with undue kindness, though Gandalf had warned us when his resistance consciousness was not fully awakened. Gandalf asked us not to let him stay in a dark and cold place, even if I felt that he would like it."


第十三棒 @Vingilot 

“卧槽!”莱格拉斯的小脸蛋变白了,晃着脑袋说,“我有了些糟糕的消息。而且现在才知道它到底有多糟!史麦戈,也就是咕噜姆,已经跑路了!”
“哦,我的老天爷!”阿拉贡大叫,“这简直是太糟糕了!让我直说吧:你爹就是个智障。”
“你最好别说他坏话!”莱格拉斯大声说,“虽然你是对的吧,但别忘了,我们还没有完成党和国家交给我们的伟大光荣使命!史麦戈在我们的鼻子底下溜了,那就是说肯定有一个在甘道夫得到小报告前比我们知道的小秘密还多的人帮助他了!我们给了咕噜姆该死的温柔,尽管甘道夫警告过我们他内心的无产阶级革命精神还没有完全苏醒!甘道夫告诉过我们不要让他呆在黑黑冷冷的地方,即使我觉得他其实挺喜欢的。”

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