所谓情怀不过是资本的一环,是营销,是割韭菜的镰刀。利益面前没有感情。不会真有人觉得老福特是墙内自由创作的灯塔吧!

阿尔达翻译总局中土支部搞事记录——A组

原文

Then Glaurung laughed, for so was Húrin's daughter revealed to his malice. 'Then you are fools, both you and your brother,' said he. ' And your boast shall be made vain. For I am Glaurung!'

      Then he drew her eyes into his, and her will swooned. And it seemed to her that the sun sickened and all became dim about her; and slowly a great darkness drew down on her and in that darkness there was emptiness; she knew nothing, and heard nothing, and remembered nothing.

第一棒 @杨不找(Élast) 

于是格劳龙大笑三声,因为胡林之女如今暴露在他的恶意之下。“那你们就是沙雕,你和你哥哥都是!”他说,“你的自夸也不过是妄言!因为老子是格劳龙!”

        然后他强迫涅诺尔与他对视,于是涅诺尔的头脑开始发昏。在她眼中,太阳仿佛磕高了药一样病恹恹的,一切都昏昏沉沉。接着巨大的黑暗笼罩了她,黑暗中空无一物。她不知道任何事,听不到任何声音,也记不住任何东西。

第二棒 @Amariee 

And Glaurung laughed thrice,for Hurin’s daughter was now exposed under his malice.‘You f*king idiots,you and your brother!’he said,‘and your boast is just in vain! For I am fire! I am death!’
Then Nienor was forced to look into his eye——
 (Glaurung: Yes,I’m just so good-looking,what can you do about that?[sigh])
(Nienor:???)
(Nienor:Shut up.)
——and that made her dizzy just like Feanor after the ship burning——
(poor Ambarussa,died in his own father’s han——)
(Feanor:[drawing sword])
——In her eyes the sun became sick,maybe Arien has taken too much drugs;and everything was in a murky mist.A great darkness consumed her, the darkness was void.She knew nothing,heard nothing,and there was nothing in her memory.

第三棒 @Janet布丁 

格劳龙邪恶地大声傻笑三次,因为胡林的女儿正处在他的恶意中。

“你和你的哥哥都他妈的是混蛋,”他说:“你的自恋是徒劳的,因为我是烈火和死神!”然后可怜的涅诺被迫看着他丑陋的眼睛——

(格劳龙:是的,我貌美如花,宛如西子,你能不被我迷倒吗?(星星眼))

(涅诺:什么xx玩意儿?)

(涅诺:闭嘴,丑八怪。)

——这使她像烧完船的狒狒一样懵逼——

(可怜的Ambarussa,被自己的爹干掉了,可怜英俊的maedhros,被自己的爹坑惨了——)

(狒狒:把你打成方便面哦)

——在她的眼里,红日逐渐西沉,或许Arien嗑嗨了,万物都笼罩在昏暗的迷雾中。可怕的黑暗毁灭了她,这黑暗是虚无的。她一无所知,一无所获,记忆是虚空的。

第四棒 @围虾子 

Glaurung laughed aloud wickedly for three times, for Hurin's daughter was in his malice."You and your brother are all f**king bastards!" he said, " Your self pity will be in vain, for I am fire and death."
Then poor Nienor was forced to look into his ugly eyes.
(Glaurung:Yeah, I am as beautiful as Eldar's flower, as Luthien, you are bound  to fall in love with me. (His eyes were shining like stars.))
(Nienor: What the f**k?!Shut up! You ugly monster!)
This made her puzzled like Feanor just finishing setting fire to the ships.(Poor Ambarussa, killed by his own father. Poor Maedhros, who had to separate from his best friend.)
(Feanor: I will beat you to [bi——]!)
In her eyes, sun was sinking west (maybe Arien was tired after a happy day). Everything was covered by a dark haze. The horrible darkness which remained void destroyed her. She knew nothing, found nothing, and her memory was void.(A组4号)

第五棒 @皮皮圆儿 

看到胡林的女儿在自己手中,格劳龙发出三声奸笑:“你和你兄弟都是下贱的私生子!”可怜的妮诺尔被迫忍受着精神的摧残看着他丑陋的眼睛。

(格劳龙os:dei,我就是辣么美,是阿尔达的花朵,像露仙儿一样,爱上我吧凡人!  格劳龙星星眼ing)

(妮诺尔:喵喵喵?给老娘闭嘴你个丑八怪!)

现在她有点懵逼,就像费诺刚烧完船一样。(此处心疼安瑞斯两秒,因为他被自己老爹干掉了;再心疼梅斯罗斯两秒,毕竟他跟自己的好基友被活生生拆散了)

(费诺:老子把你打出翔)

在她的眼睛中,太阳在西方落下。(浪了一天之后估摸雅瑞恩也乏了)

一切笼罩在暗影中,这可怖的黑暗使她空虚,几乎摧毁她的意志。她失去了意识,什么都找不到,连记忆都模糊起来。

第六棒 @welleran 

When he saw Hurin's daughter in his own hands, Glaurung threw out three sneers: "You and your brother are basebred bastards!" Poor Nienor was forced to endure the  mental suffering and looked into his ugly eyes.

(Glaurung os: dei, I'm so hot, I'm the flower of Arda, just like the dew fairy Lúthien Tinúviel,falling in love with me , mortal!Glaurung's eyes were shining like stars. )

(Nienor: What the fuck!For your morther's sake,shut up ,you ugly thing!)

Now she is confused, just like Fëanáro who burned all ships a moment ago.

(Let's pity for Amroth for two seconds here, because he was killed by his own father; And pity for Maedhros for two seconds as well, because he and his best gay friend were separated in cold blood.)

(Fëanáro:I'll beat you to death.)

She saw the sun set in the west through her eyes.

 (After playing all day, Arien must be tired.)

Everything was shrouded in the shadow. The horrendous darkness led her to emptiness and almost destroyed her will. She lost consciousness and could  find nothing, even her memory was blurred.


第七棒  @alessar 

 当格劳龙意识到胡林的女儿终于栽在了自己手上时,他讥讽道:“你和你的哥哥都是下贱的杂种!”可怜的涅诺尔只能堪堪承受直视他丑陋双眼的折磨,并忍住想要自戳双目的冲动。

【格劳龙:没错,我性感火辣,我是阿尔达之花,就像露仙•提努维尔。与我坠入爱河吧,凡人!我的眼里是星辰大海!】

【涅诺尔:什么鬼?!看在你老大皆老母蘑菇丝的份上,快闭嘴吧,你这丑陋的生物!】

现在涅诺尔呆若木鸡,大脑一片混乱。就像狒狒烧完船后才意识到冯国锋不会游泳一样。

【让我们为阿姆罗斯默哀两秒钟,因为他被自己的爹地坑死了;也让我们心疼大梅两秒钟,因为他和他亲爱的小熊也被他的亲爹坑惨了】【同一个世界同一个爹】

【狒狒:我要把你揍得哭爹喊娘】【不对】

      涅诺尔在格劳龙炽热的目光中看见太阳从西边落下。太阳小姐姐玩了一天,想必累了。

【没事,太阳落下了,然而——君似骄阳!】

(Bgm:君似骄阳响起

Il est beau comme le soleil 格劳龙的爱情,

Est-ce un prince, un fils de roi 好像一把火。

Je sens l’amour qui s’éveille 燃烧了我的心窝——
Au fond de moi 在我的心窝,
Plus fort que moi 你征服了我。
Il est beau comme le soleil 格劳龙的爱情,好像一把火

C’est un prince, un fils de roi 他是黑恶势力的希望之火

De roi… Je crois 我相信 如此———)

一切此时都被黑影所笼罩,可怖的黑暗蛊惑涅诺尔走向几乎毁灭她希望的虚无之中。此时,她已失去了意识,甚至连记忆都消散了……

第九棒 @希望变得勤奋的哲 

  When Glaurungrealized that Hurins daughter finally stuck withinhis daws, he spoke with sarcasm"You and your brother are both stupid bastards!" Poor Nienor canÛt stand thetorture of looking straightintohis ugly eyes. Meanwhile she had a desire to tear her eyes apart.

      Glaurung: That's right, l'mhot, I amthestar of Arda as Luthien Tinuviel. Behold You mortalsl Fallinlove with me! Together we can boldy go where no one has gone beforel!!

      Nienor: What the hack! For your mather as well as your boss Morgoth, shut up, you ugly!

      Nienor was dumb as chicken at the moment, and she even couldnt think Just likethe moment whenFeanor had burnt the ship and realized Fingolfin couldnt swim!

      [Let us now mourn for Amrasfor two minutes, for he died because of his own father! Also let's feelbad for Maedhros since he and his Fingon were in bad situation also becauseof his fathe!][One world, same father(sigh)]

      (Feanor.I amgonna beat you untilyou cry for your mother!(Noooo)

      In Glaurung's fiery staring, she saw the sun setting in the west. Anar hada fun day, Nienor thought, she must be exhausted.

      [t doesnt matter, the sun set,but he is just likethe sun!](Bgm: Ilest beau commelesoleilIlest beau commele soleilHis love

      Est-ceun prince, un fils deroiIs like the torches in the winterJe sens lamour quis' éveillewarmmy heartAu fond demoiBurn my heart(???)Plus fort quemoiYou conquered me

      llest beau commele soleil

      Glaurung's loveis just like thetorches in the winterCest un prine, un fils deroi

      Thefire of hoperising fromthe dark sideDe ro... Je croisI believe s00ooo

      At themoment, the shadow hadcovered everything. The evil darkled Nienor into thevoidthathad almost destroyedher. Now, shehad lost her conscience Even her momery started to fade a....

第十棒 @リンギル 

 格劳龙意识到胡林的女儿最终被卡在了他的爪子里。他嘲讽道:“你和你兄弟都是愚蠢的私生子!”(胡林:???我被绿了???)
可怜的涅诺尔无法忍受直视他丑陋歪斜的眼睛,甚至想把自己的眼睛挖掉。
格劳龙:这就对了!我是阿尔达的明星!就像露西恩·缇努维尔那样!凡人啊!爱上我!和我私奔去以前没有人去过的地方!!!!
涅诺尔:你是哪来的痴汉!住口啊死肥宅!看在马瑟和魔苟斯的份上!
(马瑟:??关我什么事我们都不在一个次元!!)
涅诺尔感觉自己受到了降智打击,一瞬间竟然无法思考。就像费艾诺在船上做核聚变实验的时候突然意识到芬国昐飘不起来!
(芬国昐:?关我什么事啊)
[让我们为阿姆拉斯默哀两分钟,因为他因为他爸而死!也让我们为迈兹洛斯难过,因为他因为他爸而和芬巩使用了糟糕的体位
(费艾诺:???)]
[同一个世界,同一个爸爸(叹息)]
(一如爸爸发出了计划通的声音.JPG)
[费艾诺:信不信我把你打得叫妈妈???
(不不不不不!!!)]
在格劳龙热情似火的凝视中,她看到太阳西沉。涅诺尔想,快乐是阿纳的,我什么也没有,我已经精疲力尽了。
[不要紧,太阳落山了,但他就像太阳一样!]
(bgm:苏莱尔
他的爱
联合国亲王王子
(联合国的内心几乎是懵逼是)
就像冬天的酒精喷灯
杰森斯
温暖我的心
情窦初开
在我的心里核聚变(???)
加阙莫里堡
他征服了我
苏莱尔
格劳龙的爱就像冬天的酒精喷灯
联合国王子
从黑暗中升起的希望之火
德罗伊 杰克罗伊斯
我相信是这样样样样!!!)
此刻,尾随者格劳龙代替了一切。邪恶的黑暗带领涅诺尔进入了几乎摧毁了她的虚空。现在,她失去了良心。甚至她的莫米里也开始消逝了……


第十一棒  @River 


Glaurung realized that the daughter of Húrin was finally in his grasp. He sneered: 'You and your brother are both foolish bastards!!!' 
Poor Nienor can't even look into his ugly eyes, they are as ugly as those green-headed flies flying above shits. 'I am blind!' She yelled. 
Glaurung: 'Aha that's right! I am a shining star! Like Luthien! Oh mortal! Love me, and come with me to my old house in Angband! ' 
Nienor: 'WTH??? Somebody take him home! For Valar's sake! ' 
Wow, it's like talking to a retarded kid. Almost as absurd as watching Fëanor and his brother doing weird experiments. 
(Let's mourn for Amras, for he died because his father was rapt in doing experments. And so to Maedhros, for he watched his father with Fingolfin and tried a bad position with Fingon. ;)) 
In Glaurung's ugly eyes, she saw the sunset. Nienor wondered: Joy belongs to Anar. I've got nothing. I am tired. 
Glaurung: 'Worry not, cuz I am the sun for you!' 
'Oh~His love~ 
The prince of United Kingdom~[???] 
The alcohol blast burner in winter~ 
Jasons~ 
Warm my heart~ 
Love like cherry blossom~ 
Nuclear fision in my heart~ 
Battle of Toulon~ 
He conquered me~ 
Sue Lyle(嘤嘤嘤这谁???) 
Glaurung's love~ 
Like the alcohol blast in winter~ 
Prince of United Kingdom 
Glitters in the dark~ 
Droids! Jackroyce! (???) 
I blieeeeeeeve!!!' 
Now, the follower Glaurung has taken everything. Evil darkness guided Nienor into the void which almost destroyed her. She lost her sanity, even her memories are fading away... 


第十二棒 @森夏 

  格劳龙意识到胡林之女已逃不出他的手掌心,于是冷笑道:“你和你的哥哥都是十足的蠢货!”可怜的妮涅尔甚至不敢直视他那如同粪坑里的绿豆蝇一样丑陋的眼睛,“我要瞎了!'她尖叫。

      “没错,  格劳龙说道,  “我就是一颗像露西恩一样闪亮的明星!哦,人类!爱上我,  和我回到安格班的故乡!”

      “卧槽?”妮涅尔惊了,“赶紧来个人把他领回家吧,看在维拉的面子. ....

      简直就是智障儿童的对话。就像看着费诺和他弟做诡异实验一样荒谬。

      (让我们为阿姆拉斯默哀一下,都怪他沉迷实验无法自拔的父亲。哦,还有梅斯罗斯,  死于看到他父亲与芬国盼之后...与芬巩尝试着去了一个不好的地方)

      妮涅尔在格劳龙丑陋的眼睛里看到了阴霾,她不禁难过:快乐是太阳的,我什么都没有。我尽力了。

      这时格劳龙唱道:

      不要忧虑,  因为我将是你的太阳!

      哦,  他的感情  英国的王子!

      酒精在冬日的火炉里爆炸~

      爱就像盛开的樱桃花~

      在我的心里如同核爆~

      图林的战斗~我被他征服~

      Sue Lyle~格劳龙的爱~

      酒精在冬日的火炉里爆炸~王子在夜空中闪耀~

      Droids! Jackroyce! 我相信!

      现在,  跟随者格劳龙已经带走了一-切,邪恶的黑暗将妮涅尔拖入几乎摧毁她的虚空。她失去了精神和意识,甚至连她的记忆也逐渐地消散了,

      (我真的尽力了(。


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